Post by TheShadow on Jun 11, 2004 17:01:08 GMT -5
From: "AlegateX" <alegatex@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders
Subject: tRoaR Checking In
Boyz and Gurls of ASPFOR.
Just dropped into the NG from parts unknown deep in the So. Pacific and saw
that a few of you (and the goat) where wondering if I am still kickin. Pretty
cool of ya'll to think of ole tRoaR. The answer has is a resounding -f**k YES-
although life has changed considerably for me. I am not by a computer much
anymore, and when I am, I gotta jam hard before moving onto the next party.
I need your full attention here: If any of you are not totally jacked about the
2004 season then I suggest you check your pulse. These are NOT the Raiders of
2003. I think we are going to be placing a serious hurt on a few people
around the league. For this, we must once again ask God to bless Al Davis
because nobody else will. Around the AFCW KC and SD did little or nothing that
I can see but realistically the Broncos and that the human time bomb RATFACE
are going to be very tough.
To each and very regular reading this and those that just checked in. Google
up Pirate and re-read his post regarding A10. C'mon... I mean COME ON...Tell
me can you feel this?
ESPN Sunday Night game and from all corners of the globe we're all (including
those not mentioned in this post) @ Pirates tailgate reunited in the shadow of
the HOT. Naturally we're busy crafting our pre-game buzz and talking Raider
ball. tRoar is whupping a special brew from some kinda sick looking root from
Samoa. Breo is running around like Count Feelgood with his bottle of Chivas.
Izzy, sporting the 00, is beating Adam over the head with a loaf of garlic
bread, Powski has somehow avoided arrest and is the only one wearing shorts,
NC is smoking a Hula Girl with Raider Jeff whilst accosting everything that
doesn't have a dick with heartbeat. Shadow, Nuke, Andy, RFM, Sac D.. are
looking around for a BBQ for Doc to relieve himself on or wear as a hat. AC DC
"Bad to the Bone" is cranked up to distortion levels on a boom box somewhere
and you can feel the base vibrating in the deepest corner of your soul. You
have never felt more righteous because we are headed for battle we've been
wanting to happen for some time now.
Through the haze of BBQ smoke (and whatever) all you see in the distance is sea
of Silver and Black accented with Chainsaws, Skulls....you begin to feel the
absolutely unmistakable VIBE! Nobody can see him, but we all know that
somewhere inside the MECA Warren Sapp's eyes look like a f**king
Grouper..because like us, he wants a big piece of Chucky and those copycat
maroon silk wearing wannabee Pirates. Al Davis is already up in his perch on
his cell phone with the Devil, and Norv Turner is in the dungeon deciding which
weapon he is going to unleash first. Oh sure.. there will one or two poor
bastards that thought it might be cute to wear their Tampa Bay gear into OUR
house and mouse down the aisles. A moment of silence now for them.
While it is certain that life will no doubt get in the way for some of you but
I must quote the great OB1 here: "There's time to plan now and you need to do
whatever you have to do to come HOME with us to the first double digit Alegate.
This not one you want to spend the next year reading about.
In anticipation of representing like never before and slipping back into the
darkness for awhile...tRoaR is out.
PS: Many mahalos for posting this for me Sacarillious if you found it in your
oaktown.org box.
Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders
Subject: tRoaR Checking In
Boyz and Gurls of ASPFOR.
Just dropped into the NG from parts unknown deep in the So. Pacific and saw
that a few of you (and the goat) where wondering if I am still kickin. Pretty
cool of ya'll to think of ole tRoaR. The answer has is a resounding -f**k YES-
although life has changed considerably for me. I am not by a computer much
anymore, and when I am, I gotta jam hard before moving onto the next party.
I need your full attention here: If any of you are not totally jacked about the
2004 season then I suggest you check your pulse. These are NOT the Raiders of
2003. I think we are going to be placing a serious hurt on a few people
around the league. For this, we must once again ask God to bless Al Davis
because nobody else will. Around the AFCW KC and SD did little or nothing that
I can see but realistically the Broncos and that the human time bomb RATFACE
are going to be very tough.
To each and very regular reading this and those that just checked in. Google
up Pirate and re-read his post regarding A10. C'mon... I mean COME ON...Tell
me can you feel this?
ESPN Sunday Night game and from all corners of the globe we're all (including
those not mentioned in this post) @ Pirates tailgate reunited in the shadow of
the HOT. Naturally we're busy crafting our pre-game buzz and talking Raider
ball. tRoar is whupping a special brew from some kinda sick looking root from
Samoa. Breo is running around like Count Feelgood with his bottle of Chivas.
Izzy, sporting the 00, is beating Adam over the head with a loaf of garlic
bread, Powski has somehow avoided arrest and is the only one wearing shorts,
NC is smoking a Hula Girl with Raider Jeff whilst accosting everything that
doesn't have a dick with heartbeat. Shadow, Nuke, Andy, RFM, Sac D.. are
looking around for a BBQ for Doc to relieve himself on or wear as a hat. AC DC
"Bad to the Bone" is cranked up to distortion levels on a boom box somewhere
and you can feel the base vibrating in the deepest corner of your soul. You
have never felt more righteous because we are headed for battle we've been
wanting to happen for some time now.
Through the haze of BBQ smoke (and whatever) all you see in the distance is sea
of Silver and Black accented with Chainsaws, Skulls....you begin to feel the
absolutely unmistakable VIBE! Nobody can see him, but we all know that
somewhere inside the MECA Warren Sapp's eyes look like a f**king
Grouper..because like us, he wants a big piece of Chucky and those copycat
maroon silk wearing wannabee Pirates. Al Davis is already up in his perch on
his cell phone with the Devil, and Norv Turner is in the dungeon deciding which
weapon he is going to unleash first. Oh sure.. there will one or two poor
bastards that thought it might be cute to wear their Tampa Bay gear into OUR
house and mouse down the aisles. A moment of silence now for them.
While it is certain that life will no doubt get in the way for some of you but
I must quote the great OB1 here: "There's time to plan now and you need to do
whatever you have to do to come HOME with us to the first double digit Alegate.
This not one you want to spend the next year reading about.
In anticipation of representing like never before and slipping back into the
darkness for awhile...tRoaR is out.
PS: Many mahalos for posting this for me Sacarillious if you found it in your
oaktown.org box.