Post by TheShadow on Dec 14, 2003 11:29:25 GMT -5
First published on the Oakland Raiders' UseNet group
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From: Dr. Dolphin (drdolphin@usa.net)
Subject: Doc's First Alegate
Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders
Date: 2002-11-22 22:15:06 PST
Awight, it has taken me a while to absorb it all plus life in general is
crazy as ever. Now that it's over I can say that I almost backed out at
that last minute. I had paid like $170.00 bucks for a ticket to the
Patriots game and I was really looking forward to going, my thought process
after looking at the schedule was that Miami would be playing Baltimore at
10:00 a.m. Cali time. I'd leave after that around 1:00 and be in the HOT
lot by 2:30, hang for 2 1/2 hours and roll into the game. My oldest
daughter made her first real solo journey that Saturday nite to Arco Arena
in Sac with a girlfriend to see American Idol. I was so stressed the night
before as she got lost on the way there and had called me all upset numerous
times and I was on f*cking mapquest trying to deal with an emotional
teenager lost on 59th street in Sac. She finally made it there but I
dreaded the journey home. She did fine on the way home but I was up late.
I woke up Sunday morning relieved that she was safe at home and prepared
myself for the Miami game. I knew I should bring something to Agate but I
also figured I'd be in overflow parking like the 49er game and didn't want
to carry a bunch of sh*t so I figured I just bring some beer. I am some
what superstitious and I have this thing for Heineken Keg cans so I am off
to Safeway by 9:00 a.m. as usual they are on sale but out of stock. Off to
a few small liquor stores and then Beverages and More where I finally
procured my Keg cans and anticipated Victory cigar. Back home by 9:55 only
to realize that the Miami game being played in Miami doesn't really start
until 1:00 our time. Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!!! What do I do? "F*ckit, I'm not
going! I ain't missing the Dolphins game to hang with raiderfan." "F*ck me
in the goat ass!" I said I'd go and I wanted to go so I set the VCR knowing
full well I'd know the results by the time I got home but it was time to
finally meet my b*tches face to face. Put the Keg cans in a cooler of ice,
change my clothes and I'm on my way. I say to myself "why am I rolling
solo?" Half these b*tches ain't been around from the day like rJ, Pirate,
SMF, TrOAR, etc. they really don't know the history and just several weeks
ago some of them prolly thought I was Swami!. But all my friends know about
my history and are chicken sh*ts. F*ckit before you know it I am on the
road. "Sh*t, I forgot my jacket!" I ain't about to turn around so I stop
off at Mervyns's and pay another $80.00 bucks for a Levis jean jacket I've
been eyeing. I hit the 66th Ave. exit at like 12:48 thinking that everyone
was lined up and already in when they opened the gates at 12:30. It took
over an hour to get in the parking lot. I was amazed I was able to get into
the HOT lot as at the 49er game they wouldn't even let me approach the HOT
without a Parking pass. Okay, I am in and parked almost where Pirate was at
the 49er game. I remember Pirate saying "just look for the pirates head up
on the flag pole." Within minutes I thought I found it but no Pirate, no
raider Jeff, no nobody that I would even recognize from pics. So I am off
to the other side where I had met Sac D before. I had my 12 pack of keg
cans but lady was gonna fine me for trying to get there! I call Sac D and
he is still trying to get into the lot and said he was even considering just
going home and catching the game on the tube (I wasn't buying that!). The
only other number I had was Pirate and he was in the same position, still
trying to get in. Back to my truck to listen to the Miami game on the
radio. Drank some more beers and was so tired from staying up late the nite
before I took a cat nap and was awoken by Sac D's call, "We are in the lot,
come on over!" 20 minutes later I'm there. It was kinda warm so I took off
my new jacket and dropped the beer in his cooler. Now forgive me if the
details get fuzzy but I remember Sac D and his lovely wife were there and I
was surprised to meet Chuck from O Town and I believe it was his wife. Then
Terry popped up with I think he said his brother in law. This was all withi
n 10 minutes of hitting Sac D's spot. I think I insulted Dean by dissing
his Lakers flag :-) I am a Lakers fan as well, I was just looking for a
bigger flag. Sorry D. Next up was Dave (dblcutaway). Too cool, wasn't
expecting all these guys to be there. We posse up and head over to Pirates
new spot in overflow. There I saw Pirate, rJ, SMF, Angela who I had met at
the 49er game and was introduced to Nuke, raiderjet, Powski, TrOAR, Adron,
Gary, and then Izzy presented me with a present from the Queen. I was
already buzzed when I got there and then I made the mistake of asking rJ to
make me another drink, sh*t once again got foggy real quick. I remember
Pirate cracking I disagree up as he did a Jeff Garcia imitation or some such
sh*t. I'm sure I met others and I'm sorry if I forgot but I promise to be
back for more. Mike was everything I expected. raider Jeff was in full
f*cking effect and he may even be my idol :-) I apologize if I was short or
distant with anyone, if I was I really didn't mean it. I realized I had
left my new jacket over at Sac's and I knew he liked to head in early and he
called reminding me my jacket was over there so off I ran and really didn't
say goodbye to anyone. I didn't stop by afterwards because I was finally
sober and had to head home. I sincerely wish I had had more time to hang
with all of you it was great and I wish I had done in years ago. Mr.
raiderjet, you look so familiar to me I just can't figure out from where and
I can't believe you are over 30! And oh yeah, I almost forgot, the pissage
on the BBQ :-) I think it was Mike who broke out Izzy's BBQ for the
cerimonial pissage. I'm glad I wasn't forced to really pee on it as I get
stage fright and would really never had been able to seal the deal.
I'll be there for the Denver game with my poor misguided, raider tatted
little brother and may even make the Jets Monday night game. Hope to see
whoever shows up!
Having said all that allow me to bring it back down a notch. F*ck the
raiders, f*ck their fans, and f*ck all those that look like them! (Sorry
rJ, I couldn't help myself.)
Dolphin Luv,
Dr. Dolphin 24/7 YOTD
alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders...
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From: Dr. Dolphin (drdolphin@usa.net)
Subject: Doc's First Alegate
Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders
Date: 2002-11-22 22:15:06 PST
Awight, it has taken me a while to absorb it all plus life in general is
crazy as ever. Now that it's over I can say that I almost backed out at
that last minute. I had paid like $170.00 bucks for a ticket to the
Patriots game and I was really looking forward to going, my thought process
after looking at the schedule was that Miami would be playing Baltimore at
10:00 a.m. Cali time. I'd leave after that around 1:00 and be in the HOT
lot by 2:30, hang for 2 1/2 hours and roll into the game. My oldest
daughter made her first real solo journey that Saturday nite to Arco Arena
in Sac with a girlfriend to see American Idol. I was so stressed the night
before as she got lost on the way there and had called me all upset numerous
times and I was on f*cking mapquest trying to deal with an emotional
teenager lost on 59th street in Sac. She finally made it there but I
dreaded the journey home. She did fine on the way home but I was up late.
I woke up Sunday morning relieved that she was safe at home and prepared
myself for the Miami game. I knew I should bring something to Agate but I
also figured I'd be in overflow parking like the 49er game and didn't want
to carry a bunch of sh*t so I figured I just bring some beer. I am some
what superstitious and I have this thing for Heineken Keg cans so I am off
to Safeway by 9:00 a.m. as usual they are on sale but out of stock. Off to
a few small liquor stores and then Beverages and More where I finally
procured my Keg cans and anticipated Victory cigar. Back home by 9:55 only
to realize that the Miami game being played in Miami doesn't really start
until 1:00 our time. Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!!! What do I do? "F*ckit, I'm not
going! I ain't missing the Dolphins game to hang with raiderfan." "F*ck me
in the goat ass!" I said I'd go and I wanted to go so I set the VCR knowing
full well I'd know the results by the time I got home but it was time to
finally meet my b*tches face to face. Put the Keg cans in a cooler of ice,
change my clothes and I'm on my way. I say to myself "why am I rolling
solo?" Half these b*tches ain't been around from the day like rJ, Pirate,
SMF, TrOAR, etc. they really don't know the history and just several weeks
ago some of them prolly thought I was Swami!. But all my friends know about
my history and are chicken sh*ts. F*ckit before you know it I am on the
road. "Sh*t, I forgot my jacket!" I ain't about to turn around so I stop
off at Mervyns's and pay another $80.00 bucks for a Levis jean jacket I've
been eyeing. I hit the 66th Ave. exit at like 12:48 thinking that everyone
was lined up and already in when they opened the gates at 12:30. It took
over an hour to get in the parking lot. I was amazed I was able to get into
the HOT lot as at the 49er game they wouldn't even let me approach the HOT
without a Parking pass. Okay, I am in and parked almost where Pirate was at
the 49er game. I remember Pirate saying "just look for the pirates head up
on the flag pole." Within minutes I thought I found it but no Pirate, no
raider Jeff, no nobody that I would even recognize from pics. So I am off
to the other side where I had met Sac D before. I had my 12 pack of keg
cans but lady was gonna fine me for trying to get there! I call Sac D and
he is still trying to get into the lot and said he was even considering just
going home and catching the game on the tube (I wasn't buying that!). The
only other number I had was Pirate and he was in the same position, still
trying to get in. Back to my truck to listen to the Miami game on the
radio. Drank some more beers and was so tired from staying up late the nite
before I took a cat nap and was awoken by Sac D's call, "We are in the lot,
come on over!" 20 minutes later I'm there. It was kinda warm so I took off
my new jacket and dropped the beer in his cooler. Now forgive me if the
details get fuzzy but I remember Sac D and his lovely wife were there and I
was surprised to meet Chuck from O Town and I believe it was his wife. Then
Terry popped up with I think he said his brother in law. This was all withi
n 10 minutes of hitting Sac D's spot. I think I insulted Dean by dissing
his Lakers flag :-) I am a Lakers fan as well, I was just looking for a
bigger flag. Sorry D. Next up was Dave (dblcutaway). Too cool, wasn't
expecting all these guys to be there. We posse up and head over to Pirates
new spot in overflow. There I saw Pirate, rJ, SMF, Angela who I had met at
the 49er game and was introduced to Nuke, raiderjet, Powski, TrOAR, Adron,
Gary, and then Izzy presented me with a present from the Queen. I was
already buzzed when I got there and then I made the mistake of asking rJ to
make me another drink, sh*t once again got foggy real quick. I remember
Pirate cracking I disagree up as he did a Jeff Garcia imitation or some such
sh*t. I'm sure I met others and I'm sorry if I forgot but I promise to be
back for more. Mike was everything I expected. raider Jeff was in full
f*cking effect and he may even be my idol :-) I apologize if I was short or
distant with anyone, if I was I really didn't mean it. I realized I had
left my new jacket over at Sac's and I knew he liked to head in early and he
called reminding me my jacket was over there so off I ran and really didn't
say goodbye to anyone. I didn't stop by afterwards because I was finally
sober and had to head home. I sincerely wish I had had more time to hang
with all of you it was great and I wish I had done in years ago. Mr.
raiderjet, you look so familiar to me I just can't figure out from where and
I can't believe you are over 30! And oh yeah, I almost forgot, the pissage
on the BBQ :-) I think it was Mike who broke out Izzy's BBQ for the
cerimonial pissage. I'm glad I wasn't forced to really pee on it as I get
stage fright and would really never had been able to seal the deal.
I'll be there for the Denver game with my poor misguided, raider tatted
little brother and may even make the Jets Monday night game. Hope to see
whoever shows up!
Having said all that allow me to bring it back down a notch. F*ck the
raiders, f*ck their fans, and f*ck all those that look like them! (Sorry
rJ, I couldn't help myself.)
Dolphin Luv,
Dr. Dolphin 24/7 YOTD
