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Post by Sac D on Nov 25, 2003 22:39:24 GMT -5
The red shirt and brown pants they took out of the history books... You remember the Buccaneer Captain that got the news from the crow's nest that there was a galley o'war on the horizon? He told his first mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" "Why your red shirt, cap'n?" He replies, "So if I'm wounded in battle, the men can't see me bleed!" Then the news from the crow's nest came that there's two more war ships on the horizon. The Captain then commands, "BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS!"
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