Post by TheShadow on Dec 13, 2003 10:00:31 GMT -5
Quarterback John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God started showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos' flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Silver&Black sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Raiders logo flag, and in every window, the Raiders' logo.
John looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won two Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So, what do you want to know, John?"
"Well, why does Al Davis get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "John, I am Al Davis."
They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos' flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Silver&Black sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Raiders logo flag, and in every window, the Raiders' logo.
John looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won two Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So, what do you want to know, John?"
"Well, why does Al Davis get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "John, I am Al Davis."