Post by TheShadow on Nov 29, 2003 17:47:48 GMT -5
By Kent Allard
OEP Sports Writer
Raiders' newsgroup, Usenet. (OEP) --alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders copy and paste King The Shadow could be contemplating more alcohol intake after taking his Raiderette to the first game of their many years together because of a series of concussions that was suffered after the Chicago Bears, the worse team in the NFL, came back and won a game that the Raiders should have won.
The Shadow has been involved in this forum since Mike White was the coach -- the 134569328753298734208754301st -longest streak among active posters at the start of this year’s season. He had posted on this forum every Sunday for consecutive games, but was scratched for the Raiders' loss over the Nutscago Bears only to witness the shame in person.
"I'm evaluating the situation, that's all I can say," The Shadow said after the game. "I've had a few concussions during the Joe Bugel years since there were only 4 times that I was not hitting my head against a brick wall, and it's something to be alarmed about. Otherwise, I would be as dry as a Nun in a Convent." The Shadow got a concussion after watching the Raiders' season opener loss against Tennessee, but he kept posting during the next games before he went to the Second City to watch his team turn into the OAKTOWN RAIDUHs in the 4th quarter at the hands of a third rate quarterback/looser.
The Shadow wouldn't give the total number of concussions he has endured this season but if you want to add it up the easy way then count how many times the team has lost this season. It's clear the durable multi-tasker took his latest setback seriously. The Shadow spoke somberly and deliberately about his future after a few cups of coffee.
"Eventually, something is going to make you drink the green river dry, whether it be your football team not living up to its fullest potential and having a lack of game, whether it be watching last years highlights and stopping before we got to the Super Bowl," The Shadow said. "This is one thing" that could make ASFPOR's MVP find a Budweiser truck and tip it over only to drink all contents inside in one sitting.
The Shadow will consult with several more bartenders and the ASFPOR's regulars before making a decision on his future of his liver.
OEP Sports Writer
Raiders' newsgroup, Usenet. (OEP) --alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders copy and paste King The Shadow could be contemplating more alcohol intake after taking his Raiderette to the first game of their many years together because of a series of concussions that was suffered after the Chicago Bears, the worse team in the NFL, came back and won a game that the Raiders should have won.
The Shadow has been involved in this forum since Mike White was the coach -- the 134569328753298734208754301st -longest streak among active posters at the start of this year’s season. He had posted on this forum every Sunday for consecutive games, but was scratched for the Raiders' loss over the Nutscago Bears only to witness the shame in person.
"I'm evaluating the situation, that's all I can say," The Shadow said after the game. "I've had a few concussions during the Joe Bugel years since there were only 4 times that I was not hitting my head against a brick wall, and it's something to be alarmed about. Otherwise, I would be as dry as a Nun in a Convent." The Shadow got a concussion after watching the Raiders' season opener loss against Tennessee, but he kept posting during the next games before he went to the Second City to watch his team turn into the OAKTOWN RAIDUHs in the 4th quarter at the hands of a third rate quarterback/looser.
The Shadow wouldn't give the total number of concussions he has endured this season but if you want to add it up the easy way then count how many times the team has lost this season. It's clear the durable multi-tasker took his latest setback seriously. The Shadow spoke somberly and deliberately about his future after a few cups of coffee.
"Eventually, something is going to make you drink the green river dry, whether it be your football team not living up to its fullest potential and having a lack of game, whether it be watching last years highlights and stopping before we got to the Super Bowl," The Shadow said. "This is one thing" that could make ASFPOR's MVP find a Budweiser truck and tip it over only to drink all contents inside in one sitting.
The Shadow will consult with several more bartenders and the ASFPOR's regulars before making a decision on his future of his liver.