Post by TheShadow on Dec 13, 2003 9:37:54 GMT -5
Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of
a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He
hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire
engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is
leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below.
FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able
to catch you.
LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here.
FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him.
LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby.
Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me
have the bullhorn."
JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the Raiders.
I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby
down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living.
Being a Raiders' fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her
baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind
comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry
sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing
off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire
fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a
fingertip catch of the baby.
The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing
catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air,
does a two step and then spikes the baby.
Tim Brown was watching from the other side with a shocked expression on his face.
TIM: How could you do such a thing....I was wide open!
a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He
hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire
engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is
leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below.
FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able
to catch you.
LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here.
FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him.
LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby.
Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me
have the bullhorn."
JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the Raiders.
I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby
down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living.
Being a Raiders' fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her
baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind
comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry
sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing
off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire
fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a
fingertip catch of the baby.
The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing
catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air,
does a two step and then spikes the baby.
Tim Brown was watching from the other side with a shocked expression on his face.
TIM: How could you do such a thing....I was wide open!