Post by TheShadow on Nov 29, 2003 17:43:13 GMT -5
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By Kent Allard
OEP Sports Writer
Raiders' newsgroup, Usenet. (OEP) --Two days after The Shadow copy and
pasted an article that seriously took a wrong turn and went very off topic,
the ASPFOR's copy and paste king was remorseful and apologetic.
``I hold myself accountable,'' Shadow said of the latest episode of
political debate. ``It was a classless move by me, I should have not brought
up Romanowski's name since it makes everyone rabid like a raccoon in the
daylight.''
An apology might not be enough for Gary DeWaay, whose small pinky finger was
broken in the while replying to a message from the one known as Nuclear
Waste. Gary was placed on injured reserve Tuesday--and he hasn't ruled out
legal action, according to his agent, SMF.
``Where's my beer b i t c h?'' SMF asked. ``He's kind of waiting to see the
extent of the damage. ...We'd rather not (sue), but if it comes down that
this man has lost his ability to grasp two beers at once as a result of this
incident. I would hope we can get some compensation because I want some
beer b i t c h.''
Nuclear Waste ripped into Gary DeWaay's liberals and causing Gary to break
his pinky finger and chipping his tooth on a beer can. The fight came at the
end of the seventh beer.
The Shadow, who was named as MVP by the one and only Pirate, was taken to a
local hospital for a series of tests. He saw Doctor Dolphin and was told to
rest at home for a week and read up on Raider news until the swelling goes
down after his incident with a goat, but Shadow still has double vision
caused by "Hoss eyes".
While trimming their roster Tuesday, Queen B placed Shadow on injured
reserve.
``Shadow is a little scared, if anything,'' SMF said. ``Essentially he's
going to have no beer since he is also a b i t c h".
Although Breo had nothing to do with the incident he was suspended from
posting on Fridays and fined an undisclosed amount by the newsgroup. When
asked The Raider On A Rock said that it is because he claimed to be a
"Yankee". When asked about this matter SMF also called Breo a "b i t c h".
``I have no apologies,'' SMF said. ``When I want a b i t c h to get me a beer
then they better get me a beer. I pretty much told everybody that they are a
b i t c h. You can't try to make excuses, there is no excuse. Just don't let it
happen again and get me a beer b i t c h.''
Dr Dolphin also apologized to the rest of the newsgroup prior to the regular
season for the up coming "Year of the Dolphin" threads. Afterward, all
ASFPOR's regulars seemed almost indifferent toward the matter since they
hear the same nuts every year.
``I don't see it as a big problem,'' Izzy said. ``It's just something that
happened. Doc is a part of the family, like the crazy Uncle you keep locked
in the attic. We only bring him out for our amusement.''
ASFPOR spokesman Sac D said he won't get involved since his fridge is fully
stocked with brew, leaving SMF to get his own beer.
By Kent Allard
OEP Sports Writer
Raiders' newsgroup, Usenet. (OEP) --Two days after The Shadow copy and
pasted an article that seriously took a wrong turn and went very off topic,
the ASPFOR's copy and paste king was remorseful and apologetic.
``I hold myself accountable,'' Shadow said of the latest episode of
political debate. ``It was a classless move by me, I should have not brought
up Romanowski's name since it makes everyone rabid like a raccoon in the
daylight.''
An apology might not be enough for Gary DeWaay, whose small pinky finger was
broken in the while replying to a message from the one known as Nuclear
Waste. Gary was placed on injured reserve Tuesday--and he hasn't ruled out
legal action, according to his agent, SMF.
``Where's my beer b i t c h?'' SMF asked. ``He's kind of waiting to see the
extent of the damage. ...We'd rather not (sue), but if it comes down that
this man has lost his ability to grasp two beers at once as a result of this
incident. I would hope we can get some compensation because I want some
beer b i t c h.''
Nuclear Waste ripped into Gary DeWaay's liberals and causing Gary to break
his pinky finger and chipping his tooth on a beer can. The fight came at the
end of the seventh beer.
The Shadow, who was named as MVP by the one and only Pirate, was taken to a
local hospital for a series of tests. He saw Doctor Dolphin and was told to
rest at home for a week and read up on Raider news until the swelling goes
down after his incident with a goat, but Shadow still has double vision
caused by "Hoss eyes".
While trimming their roster Tuesday, Queen B placed Shadow on injured
reserve.
``Shadow is a little scared, if anything,'' SMF said. ``Essentially he's
going to have no beer since he is also a b i t c h".
Although Breo had nothing to do with the incident he was suspended from
posting on Fridays and fined an undisclosed amount by the newsgroup. When
asked The Raider On A Rock said that it is because he claimed to be a
"Yankee". When asked about this matter SMF also called Breo a "b i t c h".
``I have no apologies,'' SMF said. ``When I want a b i t c h to get me a beer
then they better get me a beer. I pretty much told everybody that they are a
b i t c h. You can't try to make excuses, there is no excuse. Just don't let it
happen again and get me a beer b i t c h.''
Dr Dolphin also apologized to the rest of the newsgroup prior to the regular
season for the up coming "Year of the Dolphin" threads. Afterward, all
ASFPOR's regulars seemed almost indifferent toward the matter since they
hear the same nuts every year.
``I don't see it as a big problem,'' Izzy said. ``It's just something that
happened. Doc is a part of the family, like the crazy Uncle you keep locked
in the attic. We only bring him out for our amusement.''
ASFPOR spokesman Sac D said he won't get involved since his fridge is fully
stocked with brew, leaving SMF to get his own beer.